
Guernican has only been Qyping for the last month, but seeing as he’s making quite a name for himself with his witty reviews, we thought we’d have a cup of tea and a chat with him. You can take a look at his profile here and check out his reviews for yourself.
Tell us more about you.
I’m 32, I work for an advertising agency in Marylebone and I live in Islington. I’ve been a London inmate all my life so I feel eminently qualified to be mean about it.
What do you enjoy most about Qyping?
I’ve always liked the idea of being a critic. It seems far, far easier to sit back and snipe at something rather than actually go out there and create. Seriously, I’m very fond of certain places in London and if I’m enthusiastic about something then I like to share. I could always stand on a table in a pub and shout but this way is nicer, no?
What makes you happy about the places you review?
It depends on the place. I love good food, for example, but there’s so much more to a restaurant than food. The really brilliant restaurants make you feel very special when you eat there: you’re welcomed, looked after and indulged. Then there’s pubs and bars. Ten years ago I would have talked about the loudest and hardest to find, but now I’m much more interested in whether I have to wait to get served or if they can mix a decent martini. Or you could talk about something that you’re just happy is there… something there doesn’t seem to be any real reason for, like the art at Gloucester Road tube or the tortuous topography of Greenwich Park (which is, by the way, the best chunk of greenery to run round in London).
What annoys you the most?
The number of things that annoys me increases on a daily basis. Rude people. Unnecessary noise (there’s so much of it in London… ask yourself when you last had a second in public without a beeping, or a phone ringing, or someone shouting, or whatever). Smoking bans. How hard it seems to be to book a table at Gordon Ramsay. If only I had Dylan Moran’s raffish charm and laconic Irish drawl… I’d make a fortune on the stand-up circuit ranting about stuff.
What was the place you wanted to keep a secret?
I don’t think there’s anywhere I really want to keep to myself. If I find somewhere I love, I have to tell people. It might disappear otherwise. There used to be a Japanese restaurant on Tottenham Court Road called Ikkyu that I had many a great meal in. Then it just seemed to vanish. Maybe (sob) if I’d told more people about it, it would still be there. Life’s cruel.
How can people write better reviews?
I think people do a pretty good job. It helps that you’re writing about something you feel strongly about - well, you probably are - so just try and get some of that passion into your words.
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